I’ll be old enough to make a bid for the presidency in 2012. I’m considering running on a populist platform that’ll improve healthcare availability and affordability, reduce governmental piddling on “moral matters” and refocus it on ethical matters, greening America by way of its farms and food production, legalizing marijuana and making locally grown weed abundant and affordable, and putting a hot-tub in the home of every man, woman, and child in America. Do I stand a chance?
Probably a lot more of a chance than this guy…
Michael Marsh for Oregon State Treasurer
I do love that we live in a democracy where anyone and everyone can get themselves on a ballot – even the jackshit crazy.
anecdotal /2008-10-28 by brandon e. heckman/
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172.In (paltry) defense of long-form essays, and in gush over autumnal Portland. || main || 174.Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
hey…is that supposed to be a headshot or a mugshot on his page? i like him. i hope he wins.
by Jerry at 2008-11-02#Right? I love that his career is “maintenance” and his job history is something like “various here and there…”
by bran at 2008-11-02#